So, today my two good friends Amy and Adam (yes, I'm using your names) came to sit by me while I was in my guidance helper position at school (I sit around and do nothing for over 80 minutes; it's fantastic). Everything was fine and fantastic...until we hear a very loud sound.

Instantly, I just assume it's the janitor coming by with a trashcan on wheels, so I say nothing and just kind of look up from my book because the noises distracted me. However, Amy and Adam were not quiet about it...

Amy: "What is that horrible noise?"

Adam: "It's coming toward us!"

...and right after they said those things a woman pushing a wheelchair with a poor, crippled boy walks by and goes the ramp to the outside. We got dirty looks.

And then we all started cracking up. We laughed for about 15 minutes. It was terrible. Poor Adam was crying and saying, "That was terrible!" and, "We're going to hell!"

But yes...Amy and Adam will go to hell for saying those things, and I will go to hell (or limbo, as Adam said) because I laughed with them.

Jesus.